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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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