- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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