What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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