- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Anti-jokes are funny.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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