A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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