Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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