- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Daniel is a fag

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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