Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

PIED NINNY!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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