Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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