How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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you give like i give lomain

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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