- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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