- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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