- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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