How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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I am a mime

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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