are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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