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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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