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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

The duck didn't cross the road.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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