- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Women's Rights..

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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