moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Everybody will die

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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