Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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