- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What's big and long? My dick.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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