- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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