4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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