- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Where are you going Your house

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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