- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

WNBA

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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