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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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