- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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