How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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