- Anti Joke

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.