- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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