- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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