a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

tim has no humor

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

why did you poop because you are a poop

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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