How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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