- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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