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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Anti Joke

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