- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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