- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

why did katy fall off her bike?

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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