- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

tim has no humor

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Barack Obama

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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