how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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