- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

your no better than a cockroach

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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