- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

if got a joke if fogot it

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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