Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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