- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

knock knock i have diarrhea

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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