What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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