A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Anti Joke

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