- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Japan

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Everybody will die

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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