Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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