What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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