- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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