A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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