- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

your mom is so fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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