- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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