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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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