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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What's brown and sticky A stick

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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