What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

here's a joke... the american education society

5 Italian guys from Long Island

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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