Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

girls basketball

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Anti Joke

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