Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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