- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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