Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Women's rights

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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