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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Ehh

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Terraria

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What happened to my sunglasses?

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Your mom is so old she died

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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