what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

if got a joke if fogot it

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

an emo girl walked into a white room

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