- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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