- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

12 niqqa 12.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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