Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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