Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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