Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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