- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Pineapple.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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