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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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CFL

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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j.p. is dumb

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