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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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I had a submarine.... once

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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