A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What do you call a bear. Rob.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

I love you

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Bob Saget that is all

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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