What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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This is an anti-joke.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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