What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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