Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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