- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why are trees green? I have no idea

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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