- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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