- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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