- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Why? Because.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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