Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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hashtags suck balls

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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