an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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