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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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