- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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