Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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pull my finger (farts)

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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A bar walks into a man

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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