- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

what's up? my penis.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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