- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

knock knock come in !

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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