Once upon a time a was born

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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