- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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