Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Julian Ha.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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