Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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