- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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