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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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