Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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