- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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