- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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