- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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