Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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