Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Justin Bieber

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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