- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What has two legs? Half a cat

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