Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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