- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Penis

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What's red, blue & green all over?

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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