- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What do you call an blank test? an F

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

how man

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Wolfjob.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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