Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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eoin burgin is fat

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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