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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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The FCC

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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