Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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think twice or at least think

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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