Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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