- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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