A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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France had one revolution

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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