- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How come anti jokes r funny

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

There once was this guy and he fell down

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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