A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Robin, get in the car!

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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