Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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