- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a man makes a bad joke

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

sucks Syntax...

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Lil Wayne

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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