What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Hey

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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