- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

I don't believe in giraffes.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

YOU

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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