- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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