- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Tommy got neutered.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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