Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Guest what in the butt

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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