What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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