Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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