What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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women's rights.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What do you call an arab ?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Anti Joke

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