what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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A van drives into a car.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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This sentence is a lie.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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