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And Stephen Hawking said.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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your face is kinda funny

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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The New York Giants

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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