- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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