- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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