Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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