A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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