Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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