- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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