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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

roy g biv

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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