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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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