2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Japan

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Anti Joke

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