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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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