What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A penis walks into a bar..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

haha black people :D

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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