Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Women's rights

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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