- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

I C U P White stuff

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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