- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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