- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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