- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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